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Four Felons & a Funeral
Musical + Queer Futures

Four Felons & a Funeral

A new musical following a (dysfunctional) group of friends on a roadtrip to scatter their mate’s ashes

This show is part of Queer Futures. Explore the season & find out more here!

Ever thought of stealing someone’s ashes? Neither had Millie. 

Now she’s barrelling down the M6 in a Fiat with three accomplices, forty-five packets of crisps and a large urn. Four Felons & a Funeral tells the story of four (dysfunctional) friends on a roadtrip to scatter their mate’s ashes. En-route, they go through the five essential stages of grief: screaming, shouting, fighting, f*cking and fleeing from justice. 

A feel-good show about letting go of the people we’ve lost, and learning to lean on the ones we’ve got. Winner of the Musical Theatre Review's 2022 Special Award, GOYA presents a queer rom-com road-trip musical. 



'The score is both edgy & touching, switching with ease from comedic wit to full-hearted melancholy★★★★ Stage Talk


'Wonderful... blends a comedy caper with a soap opera's worth of relationship dramas all carried along on a bed of grief' ★★★★ The Reviews Hub




Cast | Maddy Maguire, Jordan Broatch, Gabrielle Friedman, Rua Barron

Writer | Sam Woof and Màth Roberts
Director | Sam Woof  
Musical Director | Màth Roberts
Producer | Mrin Roy & Lowri Spear for GOYA Theatre Company
Production Manager | Hollie Morrison
Designer | Sonya Smullen

Ticket Price

£10 - £15


26 & 27 Jul


King's Head Theatre



Duration | 60 mins.
Captioned Performance | Thu 27 Jul
Age Guidance | 14+
Content Warnings | Strong language, sexual references, discussion of grief.

Part of the Queer Futures Season ticket offer!*

  • Book x2 shows, get 10% off.
  • Book x3 or more shows, get 20% off.

Excludes £10 tickets.*


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