Dani is done with Him and his bullsh*t! He needs to “fix up and get him some rainbow flag waving D”. She’s heard it all - Soldiers. Chefs. Osama (not that one). He’s been through the lot of them and they’ve got one thing in common, they’re all straight.

He’s got a plan:

30 days

NO BOOZE

NO FAST FOOD

NO SHAGGING

But like buses...

“...It’s like I’m a beacon. Some gay lighthouse on the curious shoreline and these straights squint from the distant sea and drift towards me”

Tell Me Straight is an explosive one-act play which follows Him trying to break this cycle. Will he finally listen to Dani or constantly get sucked in by the straightest of dicksand?