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Mark Bittlestone: Poofs ‘R’ Us
Stand Up Comedy + Queer Futures

Mark Bittlestone: Poofs ‘R’ Us

"Do I like being gay or should I just get straight conversion therapy?"

This show is part of Queer Futures. Explore the season & find out more here!

"Do I like being gay or should I just get straight conversion therapy?" is the big, bold question that Mark attempts to answer over the course of an hour.

Mark was nominated for the BBC New Comedy Awards in 2022 and has gained a sizeable social media following (if that sort of thing interests you, which it shouldn't) with his skits about gay life and stereotypes.


'Catch him now before he shoots off into the comedy stratosphere' Broadway Baby



Ticket Price

£10 - £13.50


28 Jul 2023


King's Head Theatre



Duration | 45 mins approx.
Age Guidance | 18+

Part of the Queer Futures Season ticket offer!*

  • Book x2 shows, get 10% off.
  • Book x3 or more shows, get 20% off.

Excludes £10 tickets.*


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