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The Greatest Play of All Time
Dark Comedy + Main House Later

The Greatest Play of All Time

A blistering take-down of theatre culture in the UK.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you turned every one of your intrusive awful thoughts into a play? It would be The Greatest Play of All Time. 

Join two actors navigating the writing of a lost man clinging to the dream of becoming someone. 

He HATES woke culture, and has something to say about nearly every marginalised community (just check our trigger warnings). Is there any redemption for him? 

Claddagh are thrilled to bringing back OFFIE Award Nominated, "simply flawless" The Greatest Play of All Time. 


1 | Martin Coates

2 | Lorne Macnaughton

Creative Director | Callum Sharp

Writer | Robin Hughes

Music | Sophie Bokor-Ingram

Producer | Georgia Birchall

Stage Manager | Oliwia Rokowska

Ticket Price

£10 - £20


2 - 6 July


King's Head Theatre



"One of the most scathing and eventually devastating love letters I have come across" - The Strand Magazine

"Simply flawless" - ★★★★★ London Fringe Theatre Review

"Laugh out loud funny" - ★★★★ London Pub Theatres

"A show worth cheating on your TV for" - ★★★★ Everything Theatre

"No minority group is left untouched, making this play almost inclusive" - ★★★★ The Upcoming


Running Time: 60 mins

Content Warnings: This production contains discussions of Transphobia, Antisemitism, Homophobia, Suicide, Islamaphobia, Anti Buddhist Sentiment, Incest and Veganism. This production also contains Loud Noises, Flashing Lights, Partial Nudity and Strong Language.

Age Guidance: 14+


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